
1.) oxygen is never oxidized
2.) water is not soluble
in itself
3.) always note the "notes"
4.) increasing means increasing
5.) always have pretty colors
6.) stochiometery
7.) multiple guess
8.) hallmark candles
9.) "shielding"
10.) mole madness (including
the day 10/23 and the song)
11.) "I just see it, I nver
thought of explaining it to you!"
12.) "18 x 2 = 36...um...what's
half of 36?"
13.) "sounds good"
14.) "welcome, folks"-----"greetings"
15.) "Oh-kay?!?!"
16.) "Happy Groundmole Day!"
17.) "Nobody understands
me!"
18.) "twoth" (2nd of Feb)
19.) "Here's our little
H2 molecule.......ooooooooo, yeah!"
20.) "I know something you
don't know!"
21.) "I'm being really stupid
here!"
22.) "I don't have to justify
myself to you!"
23.) "Dry hands equal good
transperencies"
24.) "We make it up as we
go along."
25.) "zero to no difference"
26.) "you have to do what
makes sense!"
27.) "I'm going somewhere
with it."
28.) "Just work with me!"
29.) "I'll speak to you
today, I'll speak to you tommorrow,
and then I'm not speaking to you."
30.) Red petunia + white
petunia = pink petunia
31.) Topic de Jour
32.) "I'm showing something!"
33.) "You're rushing me
and I can't deal with it!!"
34.) from book--"never go
step 5 until you have done step 4"
35.) "I can't deal with
expectations like that"
36.) "Well, I just didn't
even look at the book!"
37.) "just disreguard the
book"
38.) "I wasn't listening,
I'm sorry."
39.) "A brief minute or
three."
40.) "We're not in England
so I won't get arrested"
41.) "Why am I so stupid."
42.) "There's a method to
the madness"
43.) "It was.....bitter
base!!!!!!"
44.) "This is sure to drive
you wild."
45.) "Make friends with
your quiz."
46.) "We're not interested."
47.) "I'm mean and nasty!
Don't you know?"
48.) "I have high expectations"
49.) "If you're on the 'see
me' list, see me"
50.) "I was in Shickshinny
yesterday so I'm alound to talk wrong"
51.) "That's quality breakage."
52.) "You can smell the
perfumes and the wonderful people who spray it on you."
53.) "No doubt, you will
smell someones grandma"
54.) "I love the perfume
counter. THose people will even try to spray men's colonge
on me."
55.) "Red Door is the absolute
worst. It could kill people from miles away."
56.) "My mother tells me
that"
57.) "Red Door stinks to
high heavens"
58.) "Don't stand by me"
59.) "PSSSSSSA's"
60.) "I only want to share
two of them w/you"
61.) "There's something
about teaching in spring"
62.) "I'm reliving my youth"
63.) "This is the extent
of my art. It looks like a hatchet or a really bad popsicle"
64.) "I have a Mercury story
too!"
65.) "I didn't get hurt....that
bad"
66.) "This kind of looks
like a tomato w/ a straw in it"
67.) "Go play w/ the glassware"
68.) In a pouty voice, "Fine,
If you dont like my artwork"
69.) "I was able to play
with the Mercury"
70.) "My class ring kinda
looks like a coin and it is my pride and joy"
71.) "The mercury didnt
effect me, but it left a permanant scar and I had a kidney
problem afterward"
72.) "Brain damage, no I've
always been brain damaged"
73.) "It might be an educational
class...for all"
74.) "I have the faith"
75.) "You can use your wonderful
algebraic skills."
76.) "My mother tells me
I have a smart mouth"
77.) "You too can amaze
your friends"
78.) "A well provided childhood."
79.) "If only I had known
I was a trend setter."
80.) "Would you stop it?"
81.) "Let me explain to
you folks, I have a pulled muscle in my shoulder"
82.) "Odius lipstick"
83.) "If you're going to
pick on me, I'm not going to draw for you."
84.) "You've got that look
about you"
85.) "Let's call volume,
'volume'"
86.) "We are bringing back
the 'monstrous mole'"
87.) "This will set us up
nicely for some stochiometry"
88.) "Bring in the 'monstrous
mole' one more time"
89.) "Polar BeAr"
90.) "The ideal gas is like
the ideal man. It does what you want"
91.) "I'm going to move
my variables around because they just sound good like that"
92.) "I like to share with
you"
93.) "For those of you who
know we have a final....."
94.) "I do a very good job
boring daylights"
95.) "Just dont listen to
me"
96.) "Fun Facts Page"
97.) "If I'm in your way,
move! I'm not"
98.) "While you're busy
copying things that dont make sense....."
99.) "I would suggest reading
the book...."
100.) "Heat those vapors,
catch them, through them away"
101.) "It should smell like
bananas in here soon!"
102.) "Intermolecular glue"
103.) "We're going to call
them bonds, but they're not really bonds"
104.) "The q's were bothering
me. They didnt look like q's so I tries to fix them. Now
they really don't look like q's so....I dont know"
105.) "Now that you've seen
this......so what?"
106.) "These aren't O's....they're
just things"
107.) "Fun fact here..."
108.) "I've lost myself
in my notes"
109.) "They're back....."
110.) "I dont know where
I'm going. I should clarify. I know where I'm going"
111.) "Listen to my stories
and keep up with what's on the screen. Come on!"
112.) "As in bonds not bombs"
113.) "Hydrogen bonds...not
really bonds"
114.) "You set yourself
up beautifully"
115.) "Yes!! Now I'll use
my fuzzy poofy slippers"
116.) "There's all kinds
of comfort here!"
117.) "My example is with
water. Hey, it;s for Hydrogen...It's got oxygen"
118.) "Alergies or is it
us?" (after someone sneezed)
119.) "If there are electrons
around, they are gonna spend some time with the O2"
120.) "Don't forget what
oxygen has"
121.) "I can't even answer
questions!"
122.) "I feel like I;m giving
you a flat presentation today"
123.) "They made me dance
with Miss Salivante. They made me dance!"
124.) "It's not rocket science
here folks!"
125.) "These molecules have
choices!"
126.) "That's all I can
tell you"
127.) "I resemble that remark"
(Candi's impression of crutches)
128.) "What I have in my
little ittybitty plan book...."
129.) "Never thinking in
my infinite wisdom"
130.) "Yes, the foam balls
are back"
131.) "Ooops...Lost a bond"
132.) "Back to the awesome
model"
133.) "Electron sea"
134.) "That looked like
you really wanted to answer the question."
135.) "Have a good break
away from me."