Golden Rules of Physics
1. I don't have much patience for anyone else.
2. Let's do an analysis of how you study.
3. Soon I'll be in full gallop.
4. This is not a tough chapter.
5. It's designed to make you hurt.
6. generic form.
7. This is a simple thing.
8. I'm going to make something up.
9. As I can remember...
10. definitional questions.
11. Get a grip!
12. COLLEGE....COLLEGE....COLLEGE...
13. That's real dopey.
14. You should know that.
15. One of these days we're actually going to
start this class.
16. I own this class completely.
17. If I can be let loose...
18. Slap it on there.
19. As soon as I get myself in gear...
20. What are the odds?
21. Launch an attack on the multiple choice.
22. If I stop spinning my wheels....
23. I'm just going to hatch this up.
24. I'll do a tutorial on it.
25. I'm going to tear this apart.
26. I already learned.
27. This is a short chapter.
28. definitional.
29. some kind of moron operation.
30. Have any of you ever used these (pointing
to Apple IIGs computers--answer: not since 6th grade)
31. You don't know the rudiments of the
primative chapter.
32. after school time.
33. That's just the way this course is.
34. Slap it into the air.
35. I'm going to open the door...
36. I'm not messing with this chapter.
37. Under problem solving, you're going to see
the problems.
38. tutorial....tutorial...tutorial
39. It's not a killer
40. graphical analysees
41. I've got to marry the graphics with the
procedure.
42. I'm going to get my act together so you can
get your act together.
43. Why are we doing this? We're doing this to...
to...learn about the little cannons.
44. I can play the game for real.
45. If I get home....
46. You don't know where you're going with this,
but who cares?
47. When you get things wrong, you're a non-student.
48. Holding a piece of cardboard, "This is a
critical piece of lab equipment."
49. tangential velocity.
50. HaHa..I'm flying horizontally.
51. This course is not important to me.
52. If you mess up you're bridge, you're not
ready for college.
53. Maybe, on an asteroid...
54. If you were sitting on a bathroom scale...
55. nice elongation (must be notable)
56. heavy 200g (as opposed to a light 200g)
57. I know there's confusion...
58. dopey calculations
59. I don't want to spend a lot of time on this
chapter.
60. Your book rocks!
61. Pendulums are dynamite.
62. same as with going to the moon...
63. Nothing moves without an unbalanced force.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
64. Ahhh....but not really!
65. Now, THIS is important!
66. vectorally speaking...
67. I'm stuck on you like glue.
68. I'm worried about how I am.
69. road to hoe (pronounced rotahoe)
70. It's sweaty time.
71. Elastickitersis.
72. We Americans...
73. The piano owns the energy...
74. These labs are not real work.
75. Real professionals who are not American...
76. It's one thing to put in you short term
memory-which doesn't last very long.
77. Why am I doing this?
78. Shooting a rifle is like bowling.
79. This is RAW information.
80. If you have a retina...
81. This is my rule: I can make it up!
82. Why not go fluorescent?
83. I'm pottin' around
84. Wackaloon term
85. There's a relationship in a relationship!
86. The whole point is no!
87. High intensity light doesnt mess around
88. Kids put their foreheads on the table and
pretend learning doesnt exist.
89. We need to run through space.
90. I spent my early like in aerospace.
91. I was living as a farm kid...
92. Center of Curvichure
93. A Square is not a Triangle.
94. When my buddy Donny and I went bow
fishing....
95. This thickness is so thin.
96. In real space and time...
97. We dont live in the water; we live in the air!